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Coming Soon to Retailers!

The Silly Shannon Doll!!

Now YOU can own the doll modelled after the original Leavenworth St street walker! This 8" inch tall wonder is fully done up with all the trendy clothing you've seen on Sex and the City and Cinemax, the weedwacker style do, and has uneven breasts, just like the infamous street walker herself! All her friends come separately, so don't let her get lonely and buy them all! Also coming soon is the Silly Shannon blow up doll with three orifices and removable male prosthetic genitalia, for those indecisive evenings.
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